WORST movie since Smiley Face. Don't even bother renting it. If you haven't seen it, here's the ENTIRE movie:
People are in Central Park. People kill themselves.
Construction workers are somewhere else in NYC. People throw themselves off the building - killing themselves.
Marky-Mark is a teacher. Zooey Deschanel is his wife, John Leguizamo is his friend. They all leave with John Leguizamo's mute/retarded and/or gifted daughter on a train to a safer place.
People meet at a diner. Decide people should seek less-populated areas. A woman shows Marky-Mark & Co. a really high-definition video of a man feeding himself to lions in a zoo. The old woman (who is very technologically saavy) casually says, "This just happened at (insert some zoo)." People leave the diner. John Leguizamo leaves his daughter with Marky-Mark and his wife. The wife takes the little girls hand - John Leguizamo yells at Zooey, "DON'T TAKE MY DAUGHTER'S HAND UNLESS YOU MEAN IT!" It doesn't make sense. I hope he dies. John goes to an effected area - kills himself. Wish granted.
Marky-Mark theorizes (correctly) that the trees, grass, flowers, etc. hate people and are releasing something into the air that makes people kill themselves.
They try to outrun the wind. They succeed, others don't.
The come upon an old recluse living alone in a house in the middle of nowhere. She hates them, but gives them dinner. She slaps the retarded girls hand for taking something that wasn't hers. She is bizarre/cranky/probably smells bad and you want her to get killed by the wind. She does. (yay!)
Marky-Mark gets separated from his wife and John Leguizamos lame kid. They speak through an old-school slave/underground railroad tube. Marky-Mark decides that if he's going to die, he wants to die with them. He walks outside, towards the slave/underground railroad shed and nothing. They all live. The killer wind epidemic is over.
By all accounts, the killer wind only effected the Northeast. BUT it's starting somewhere else!
The End.
